16 12 / 2011
I SPEND ALL DAY ON THE INTERNET SUBTLY COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO DO, BUT THEN WHEN I DO GO OUT I SPEND THE ENTIRE TIME CHECKING THE INTERNET ON MY PHONE.
WHY AM I “LIVETWEETING” MY FRIENDS’ WEDDING RECEPTION? WHY AM I ON TUMBLR INSTEAD OF A BRIDESMAID?
I’M JUST GOING TO GOOGLE ‘FEELINGS OF DETACHMENT’ REAL QUICK.
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05 12 / 2011
Guess what the percentage increase since last year in drivers who make roadside calls to AAA because they ran out of gas is. Guess. No, guess. Come on!
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02 12 / 2011
Hey, girl…it’s Christmas. Let’s discuss…uh…gender normative…um…hegemony…and post-modern socio-sexual…uh…stuff.
Oh, fuck it.
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02 12 / 2011
Maybe I should have another cup of coffee. And one of those Jamie Lee Curtis yogurts.
02 12 / 2011
Are you gonna pour that? You know, the flavor profiles start to deteriorate if you let it breathe too long. It’s a pinot, for fuck’s sake. It only takes like a minute and a half anyway.
